can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
time travel isn’t necessarily possible, though
theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life
Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget
they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker
We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
Post racial Amerikkka
I’m so disgusted.
white people are ghouls
But the liberals wanna play and say this ain’t about race
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
you a bitch
It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.
So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
I CANT STOP LAUGHING