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Hi, I'm Isabella. I'm 18, I live in Tennessee, I'm super fucking liberal, this is mostly a humor blog. Feel free to message me. I like making new friends c:

reschultzed:

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

time travel isn’t necessarily possible, though


kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”


babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life


herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?


its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price


Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH


mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

blacksupervillain:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.


white people are ghouls

But the liberals wanna play and say this ain’t about race

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

blacksupervillain:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

white people are ghouls

But the liberals wanna play and say this ain’t about race


lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin


gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher


unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog


Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

expectopuggtronumm:

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

expectopuggtronumm:

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

I CANT STOP LAUGHING


Gaga’s reaction to the people were booing at One Direction


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