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Hi, I'm Isabella. I'm 18, I live in Tennessee, I'm super fucking liberal, this is mostly a humor blog. Feel free to message me. I like making new friends c:

Grandpa is gonna have to have a full hip replacement tomorrow and they had to pop his shoulder and elbow back into place. He didn’t even get hit by a car this time. He fell in quick check /:


I need one of two things, a lot of drugs, or for someone to come get me and not fucking bring me back.


jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best


fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off


dulect:

remember this annoying thing?

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vrumblr:

dravenrodriguez:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Saving this recipe for usage forever.

YES

vrumblr:

dravenrodriguez:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Saving this recipe for usage forever.

YES


santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys


angryqueershakespeare:

ragingqueermisandrist:

lellyphant:

whatitmeanstomissneworleans:

She is so cute, why do people hate her so much?

(because she’s a black woman who doesn’t pander to the male gaze or take any shit and is just really fuckin awesome)

Nikki is a black woman who owns her own business and is making a name in a male dominated industrys but still feminine and that pisses people off lol

the truth hurts


hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.


fuckinfgt:

In desperate need of some oral sex


gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.



September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

lovely-princess-parts:

little-punkin-ddlg:

ea5e95:

every-one-is-mad-here:

thenapturalone:

cthulhupeelz:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

C’mon girl, you’ve got him in your back pocket. Any man would drop his controller once he saw you. :D

I love this post. I am so happy that it is back on my dash :-)

This is the reason why i fucking love tumblr, I love you all. Anyway, go get him Beautiful! :) 

I love this picture so much. It’s so damn cute..ugh

Every time it comes around

Is this shaggy and velma??

lovely-princess-parts:

little-punkin-ddlg:

ea5e95:

every-one-is-mad-here:

thenapturalone:

cthulhupeelz:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

C’mon girl, you’ve got him in your back pocket. Any man would drop his controller once he saw you. :D

I love this post. I am so happy that it is back on my dash :-)

This is the reason why i fucking love tumblr, I love you all. Anyway, go get him Beautiful! :) 

I love this picture so much. It’s so damn cute..ugh

Every time it comes around

Is this shaggy and velma??


carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again


pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…


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